Eubonicode, a "language for hackin in the hood".

Sample source code :D
sup
{
 a be 1 bitch
 slongas(a fearin 100)
 b be 2 bitch
 c be 0 bitch
 slongas(b fearin a)
 if (a videdby b time b sameas a)
 propsta c bitch
 fi
 propsta b bitch
 nomo
 if (c sameas 0)
 putou a bitch
 fi
 propsta a bitch
 nomo
}