France's economy sucks, so Sarkozy proposes to measure national happiness instead. The problem is, it has already been measured, and it, too, sucks. The level of "happiness" in France is at the bottom of the "less happy" range, precisely because of the lack of opportunity provided by the bureaucratically restrained economy.

But Sarkozy has recruited like-minded people to perform a study especially for him, and surely they will deliver pleasing results.