My wife gets severe reactions to hormones in various kinds of birth control pills, so we decided to get an intra-uterine device (IUD). Since we are (perhaps unjustly) somewhat skeptical of the quality of medical service where we live, we decided to get an IUD inserted during our trip to Seattle. We visited with Dawn Scheve at the Seattle Women's Clinic, and she turned out to be very nice - was appreciative, talkative, and appeared to have done the job well.

However, then we got the bill.

Exam:$87.55
IUD insertion:$199.75
Paragard IUD:$355.00
Paracervical Block:    $339.15
Total:$981.45

The cost of the Paragard device itself - though it appears high for a 2 cm plastic-and-copper 'device' - seems normal; $355 is a price I've seen quoted elsewhere. The insertion, at $199.75 - okay, I understand, it only takes 5 minutes, but you need several years of medical training in order to not screw it up.

But the paracervical block, that's just outrageous. Yes, it did prevent my wife from feeling excruciating pain at the time - though it wore off quickly and she's currently suffering; this happens to women who get an IUD without having previously delivered a baby. But a single lidocaine injection for $340 bucks? Damn, we might as well have visited the pharmacy, bought some Advil for $20 bucks, and it would have worked nearly as well!

So there you have it, we got charged $340 for a lidocaine shot. What a ripoff!