I eat a lot of meat. I hate to do it, but I hate even more being scrawny. So I need the protein, and this is how to get it where I live.

I'd use more soy, but I haven't yet quite decided to start a food importing business. Also, I'd feel stupid inconveniencing myself, when everyone else is jolly killing and eating.

I have, however, long felt that humanity ought to outlaw meat eating altogether. If no one could eat or buy meat, entrepreneurs would find other sources to supply us with all the nutrients we need. Only the most savage would miss it.

I once posted a poll on this topic some place, and was dispirited to find that 90% of respondents - hundreds of them - were against outlawing flesh eating. Even 50% of self-proclaimed vegetarians weren't in favor of outlawing it.

In this clip, Pamela Anderson takes you to the world of Kentucky Fried Cruelty.

After seeing that video, I am beginning to think that everyone who isn't ready to outlaw meat eating should themselves be boiled and eaten. I'd even volunteer as the cook.

After all, fair is fair. If you've been doing something to others, be ready to accept it when it's done to you.