The Onion newspaper and news network have been "purchased" by Yu Wan Mei, a Chinese fisheries and plastics company. Take a look at their new homepage. Highlights:
  • Yao Ming! - The entire world population confirmed Friday that Houston Rockets center Yao Ming is the greatest athlete in the history of sports and a glowing symbol of what citizens may become if they remain loyal to their government.
  • China’s Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is
Hilarious.