So it begins:

If the 2016 primary is any measure, during the following year, we can expect:
  • favorable coverage exaggerating Biden's support and success;
  • feature-length articles praising Biden's life, work and character;
  • unfavorable coverage marginalizing support for Sanders and other threats;
  • plentiful assassination articles against Sanders and other threats.
By July 2020, we can expect Biden to be crowned Democratic candidate for presidency, largely no matter who else ran. Coverage like the above exists to ensure this happens.

Well, at least Biden doesn't seem to be a psychopath. Probably.